What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:18
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…